prepare for the cyborg revolution

So I've been sitting on this blog space for some time now, waiting for my departure over the pond that seems to be fading off into eternity. Although I still intend on going, things are becoming somewhat bleak and frustrating to the point I've decided to develop a contingency plan. For all of you that know me, planning is generally my thing, planning and lists that is. So part of my plan was to start using this blog, I've wanted to write for some time now but had been postponing it for my arrival in Deutschland. I had to make a few edits to make it relevant to my geographic location but things seem to be in good order now.


So for an opening blog I was hoping to have a wonderful topic full of hope and future promise, but for some reason I can't seem to stir one up write now. You have to have a pun, it’s required. I've been writing to myself a lot lately, which is an odd thing to do especially for me. Not really a journal of sorts but more thoughts, feelings, and all that other stuff people don't really want to be bored with, so I don't share. Well except for E and B, they get the brunt of my thoughts, feelings, and emotions, which obvious to some and less to others is a lot to deal with. E also believes due to my new found interest in books, writing, and not wanting to work that I'm a cyborg.


Just so you are all aware, Dick Cheney is a cyborg also and it seems to be a trend. Its best you devise a list of questions only the people very, very close to you would know answers to. These questions will provide you with the ammunition you need identify an impostor. Also for all you cyborgs that are reading this don't worry we already know who you are.


Cyborg questions for some of you, you know who you are.


1. If a chef, 2 geeks, a crocheter, and Indiana Jones were to paint squares what color would they be?


2. I was on a road trip and I got a flat tire and that was why I couldn’t make it to work. Which tire was it?


3. If I play rummy, who’s wouldn’t I want to be on my team?


4. I have a tendency to use acronyms, but what in god’s name is TOAO.