beware the department of disinformation

What in the world is going on. Democrats own the House, possibly the Senate too, and now the cyborg Satan Jr. (Rumsfield) is stepping down. This is big hoax right? It can't be true, when do they start rounding up the hippies and independents and sending them to gas chamber. I really hope this is true, its the best we will probably get but I'll keep to myself what I really think should happen to that jerk.

Anyway thanks America for voting blue, and by the way Arizona hates immigrants. They passed all the immigration legislation yesterday but I really hope they realize that they are infringing on civil rights. Yeah, yeah, I know they are not citizens they don't have civil rights, but most of those are just moral or human rights but I won't stir that shit pot now. For now I rejoice in the fact the House is blue, the Senate might be, and one of the instigators of death is resigning.